Difference between revisions of "Pax/Cox/Caldwell"
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| − | Pax/Cox/Caldwell is the least known dorm, situated about a half mile off of campus in a heavily wooded area, infested with cougars. This being such, PCC is unofficially the cougar hunting hub in Galesburg. PCC residents are known for their physical prowess, stamina, exponentially enhanced susceptibility to post-traumatic stress disorder, and the way they always check to make sure nothing is hiding underneath the tables before sitting down in the caf or Gizmo. | + | Pax/Cox/Caldwell is the least known dorm, situated about a half mile off of campus in a heavily wooded area, infested with [[cougars]]. This being such, PCC is unofficially the cougar hunting hub in Galesburg. PCC residents are known for their physical prowess, stamina, exponentially enhanced susceptibility to post-traumatic stress disorder, and the way they always check to make sure nothing is hiding underneath the tables before sitting down in the [[caf]] or [[Gizmo]]. |
While all other first years attend seminars like “Sex Signals” at orientation, first year PCC residents train for a minimum of 12 hours a day in the delicate art of cougar hunting and tracking. By week two of Fall Term, these trainees are veritable ninjas of the bear trap, bullwhip, and double-barrel, large game shotgun. | While all other first years attend seminars like “Sex Signals” at orientation, first year PCC residents train for a minimum of 12 hours a day in the delicate art of cougar hunting and tracking. By week two of Fall Term, these trainees are veritable ninjas of the bear trap, bullwhip, and double-barrel, large game shotgun. | ||
PCC has been protecting Knox College from its feline terrorizers for 148 years as of September 2007, and proudly touts its reputation. It is for serious the best place to live. | PCC has been protecting Knox College from its feline terrorizers for 148 years as of September 2007, and proudly touts its reputation. It is for serious the best place to live. | ||
Revision as of 18:26, 26 June 2008
Pax/Cox/Caldwell is the least known dorm, situated about a half mile off of campus in a heavily wooded area, infested with cougars. This being such, PCC is unofficially the cougar hunting hub in Galesburg. PCC residents are known for their physical prowess, stamina, exponentially enhanced susceptibility to post-traumatic stress disorder, and the way they always check to make sure nothing is hiding underneath the tables before sitting down in the caf or Gizmo.
While all other first years attend seminars like “Sex Signals” at orientation, first year PCC residents train for a minimum of 12 hours a day in the delicate art of cougar hunting and tracking. By week two of Fall Term, these trainees are veritable ninjas of the bear trap, bullwhip, and double-barrel, large game shotgun.
PCC has been protecting Knox College from its feline terrorizers for 148 years as of September 2007, and proudly touts its reputation. It is for serious the best place to live.
