Difference between revisions of "Amelia Garcia"

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Amelia enjoys [[feminism]], wearing two belts, tattoos, her fish Emilio (who died after 6 months - don't buy fish from Walmart. Actually, don't buy anything from Walmart), loud music, radicalism, and [[Kate Robbins]].
 
Amelia enjoys [[feminism]], wearing two belts, tattoos, her fish Emilio (who died after 6 months - don't buy fish from Walmart. Actually, don't buy anything from Walmart), loud music, radicalism, and [[Kate Robbins]].
  
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When her boyfriend isn't in town Amelia makes loud, passionate love to her roommate though if questioned about this, she will adamantly deny this fact. She can be found sitting at her desk, listening to her iPod while sporadically getting humped.  
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Amelia is the official Knox College Ultimate Andrea Gibson Fan Girl. This was determined after a group of Knox students traveled to see Andrea in Iowa City on February 25, 2010. When this group met Andrea, Amelia wooed her with a tattoo of on her back depicting the album art of one of Andrea's CDs. They fell instantly in love. Sort of. But Amelia still considers it a major win because Andrea did take a picture of her tattoo.
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When Amelia's boyfriend is visiting campus, you can often hear Amelia, Anna (her awesome roommate), and Paxton (her slightly less awesome boyfriend) yelling inappropriate racially specific cat calls. They are still waiting for a passerby to accept their offer. Until then Amelia and Paxton will enjoy their life as rabbits and make awkward sexual advances on all that enter the room.
 
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*NOTE: DO NOT DRAW A PENIS ON THE HORSE....EVEN IF THEY BRIBE YOU...THE CONSEQUENCES ARE DIRE*
 

Revision as of 19:58, 16 April 2010

Amelia has an eyebrow ring. This eyebrow ring is the physical manifestation of her awesomeness.

She is president of Students Against Sexism in Society and writes a lot. Mostly for TKS and the Female Impersonator blog. She also co-hosts the Female Impersonator Radio Hour on WVKC.

Amelia enjoys feminism, wearing two belts, tattoos, her fish Emilio (who died after 6 months - don't buy fish from Walmart. Actually, don't buy anything from Walmart), loud music, radicalism, and Kate Robbins.

Amelia is the official Knox College Ultimate Andrea Gibson Fan Girl. This was determined after a group of Knox students traveled to see Andrea in Iowa City on February 25, 2010. When this group met Andrea, Amelia wooed her with a tattoo of on her back depicting the album art of one of Andrea's CDs. They fell instantly in love. Sort of. But Amelia still considers it a major win because Andrea did take a picture of her tattoo.

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