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John Williams is a communist. He lives in Williston. It is where he live in a huge single with all his communist propaganda.
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Thousands of years ago, the first man discovered how to make fire. He was probably burned at the stake he had taught his brothers to light. He was considered an evildoer who had dealt with a demon mankind dreaded. But thereafter men had fire to keep them warm, to cook their food, to light their caves. He had left them a gift they had not conceived and he had lifted dardness off the earth. Centuries later, the first man invented the wheel. He was probably torn on the rack he had taught his brothers to build. He was considered a transgressor who ventured into forbidden terrritory. But thereafter, men could travel past any horizon. He had left them a gift they had not conceived and he had opened the roads of the world.
John Williams rides his bike everywhere. In the freshman issue of TKS 2009, they ran a photo of his head with the caption, "If you don't take pictures for John Williams, John Williams will take pictures of you!" Only two people showed up to the new photographers meeting.
 
He was in Knox Jazz Ensemble. JAZZ HANDS!
 
He reminds everyone that living in Jazz House is a challenge if you are taking any legit classes.
 
Previously Evan Temchin's prodigy, he's all grown up now. Or almost.
 

Revision as of 20:37, 30 March 2011

Thousands of years ago, the first man discovered how to make fire. He was probably burned at the stake he had taught his brothers to light. He was considered an evildoer who had dealt with a demon mankind dreaded. But thereafter men had fire to keep them warm, to cook their food, to light their caves. He had left them a gift they had not conceived and he had lifted dardness off the earth. Centuries later, the first man invented the wheel. He was probably torn on the rack he had taught his brothers to build. He was considered a transgressor who ventured into forbidden terrritory. But thereafter, men could travel past any horizon. He had left them a gift they had not conceived and he had opened the roads of the world.