Flunk Day 2011

Flunk Day 2011 was held on February 1, during the snowpocolypse. The real kicker was, no one noticed until noon, even the administration. The friars' were on the ball this year! hah

They're sending out the safety e-mail awfully late, aren't they? Perhaps they're going to pull another, send-it-out-Flunk-Day-is-the-next-day.

CONFIRMED: Safety lessons for the first years have been completed!

HEY CONGER AND NEAL! DIG THE FUCKING MUD PIT! kthanks bye

Important Flunk Day Facts

It's time to remind everyone of important Flunk Day facts:

1) Seniors are full of lies.

2) The Friars are don't know they're Friars until they're taken for Flunk Day. Any Senior is a potential Friar.

3) Oft repeated 'signs' of Flunk Day are nothing more than Red Herrings (mowing lawns, canceling classes, field trips, events, games). Unless these are events planned well in advance they are not considered by Flunk Day planners.

4) Your professors, supervisors, RAs, and other authority figures do not know when Flunk Day is.

5) Seriously, don't trust seniors.

Flunk Day Planners

who are the known flunk day planners? What are their schedules? What are their habits?

• Britt Anderson: Lives in Tompkins, very near Jil Gates. Much potential for shady business. Often seen going running. Spends a lot of time in GDH.
• Martha Baumgarten: She is the TA of Advanced Comp T/Th from 10:40 to 11:50am. Lives off campus and is hard hard to keep track of. After Sam Martone did it, she started a twitter. Here's a link
• Jack Moore: One of the tallest kids on campus. Trainer. Can often be seen riding a 'gator' around campus.
• Celestina Agyekum: She lives in the Admissions Suite in Four-Name and is choreographing for Terp this term.
• Rachel Hautzinger: NOT a Flunk Day planner but may have been one if she hadn't been abroad, so maybe they tell her stuff anyways.
• Roger Taylor '63: In a surprise "last-hurrah" move, Rog decided that he wanted to be a part of the planning this year. So far his ideas have been limited to gathering campus together to hear the speech on how he met his wife "just one last time!"

Flunk Day 2011 Theme Song

Five a.m., waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my beer, gotta have alcohol

Doin' everything, the time is goin'

Tickin' on and on, everybody's drinkin'

Gotta get down to the mud pit

Gotta get so drunk, I see my friends (My friends)

Drinkin' on the South lawn

Drinkin' on the East lawn

Gotta make my mind up

Which place will I drink?

It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to Flunk Day

7:45, we're climbin' on the rock wall

Fallin' down, I'm too drunk to see

Fun, fun, think about fun

You know what it is

I got this, you got this

My friend has got my gin, ay

I got this, you got this

Now you know it

Drinkin' on the South lawn

Drinkin' on the East lawn

Gotta make my mind up

Which place will I drink?

It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to Flunk Day

Yesterday was Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Today i-is Flunk Day, Flunk Day (Drinkin')

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Flunk Day

And Flunk Day comes after ... waaaaaaaaaaaards

I don't want this Flunk Day to end

R-T, Roger Taylor

So drinkin’ on the South Lawn (In the Quads)

On the East Lawn (In the Rog Lodge)

I'm drinkin', drinkin' (Yeah, yeah)

Mud pit, foam pit

Met my wife in my first year (Woo!)

(C'mon) Shortest boy and girl class of 1963

Makes Snow Cones, Snow Cones, wanna scream

Check my time, it's Flunk Day, it's a weekday

We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to Flunk Day

It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Flunk Day, Flunk Day

Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day

Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Partyin', partyin' (Shots)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to Flunk Day

Friars

Sam and Martha were in the gallery at dinner today claiming that the Senior who donates the most to save the Wiki Fire will automatically be a Friar. Shady or awesome?

Thursday, April 7

I have a paper due next Wednesday. Obviously, Flunk Day is tomorrow. I've seen a few alumni in town, tomorrow must be flunk day.

LUKAS SHAW SAID HE WAS GOING TO POOP IN THE MUD PIT!!!! IF YOU SEE HIM PUNCH HIM IN THE ARM!!!...in other news...flunk day is next thursday<-----LIES!

The Choreographer's Workshop show starts next Thursday and the week after that is the Dance Residency with Margi Cole and the COLEctive

Thursday, April 14

Willy Wonka bars were received at Knox on Wednesday April 13th. Also, there is NOTHING scheduled on the 14th. Flunk Day?

Friday, April 22

I really hope Flunk Day doesn't happen before this, because I need to get paid so I can buy alcohol.

Also, this likely means Flunk Day will happen before this day ("pay day"), because then too many students will be too broke to get drunk.

Wednesday, April 27

Zen Buddhist Sitting Meditation Practice(?). Also, the date of birth of Ulysses S. Grant, aka Lincoln's BFF. Flunk day is obviously April 27th.

Thursday, April 28

There will be golfers golfing on this day, but the planners don't seem to really care about golf too much.

Monday, May 2

THIS COULD BE HUGE. ... no. it is rarely on a monday. at least unlikely... It was a Monday last year.

Tuesday, May 3

Gale Scholars are being inducted this day so it is very very unlikely for flunk day to be tuesday. Nobody is going to mess with the Gale Scholars, they are in Jr. High. So unless it is a lie that the Gale Scholars are going to be there, no flunk day.

What, it's not like they've never seen someone shitfaced. And if they haven't, it's an important part of an education. Clearly the Flunk Day Planners are trying to throw us off the scent. May 3rd is Flunk Day!

Further, the Gale House is off-campus on North St. Well away from our muddy carnage. Martha's lies continue.

Thursday, May 5

since flunk day last year was so cold, the planners might plan it even later to ensure warmth. May 5th is always warm. IT'S SCIENCE.

A Cinco de Mayo Flunk Day? yeah right. YEAH! RIGHT?

El dia de flunk returns!!!!1

Wednesday, May 11

Exit the King opens on this day.

It must be Flunk Day.

Flunk Day email, where for art thou?

Union Board has already signed up for shifts, in past years this has happened only hours or days before flunk day. The TKS Flunk Day issue has been reportedly moved from its original resting place. Flunk day Friars are only allowed to enter their names on golden tickets until today. Hypothesis: the flunk day email will go out this Tuesday, therefore Wednesday April 20th, will be flunk day to throw everyone off. This is why the flunk day email hasn't gone out yet, they're waiting until just before the real day comes along.