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| − | Currently married to the gypsy queen of Romania. In his homeland he is revered as the champion of the fellatio, as proven in his 2011 championship run in the Trans-European Fellatio World Cup. If you see this busy body running around campus tackle him and loot his pockets for they are full of gold which he received as tips from his many gypsy admirers. He only | + | Currently married to the gypsy queen of Romania. In his homeland he is revered as the champion of the fellatio, as proven in his 2011 championship run in the Trans-European Fellatio World Cup. If you see this busy body running around campus tackle him and loot his pockets for they are full of gold which he received as tips from his many gypsy admirers. He can only understand the English language if you use a Romanian accent, so do so. If you are running low on hair gel, need to borrow some shitty party music, or miss that middle school fashion you held so dear you probably won't find him anywhere near any and all girl's dorms. But check the gypsy caravan on the east side of the burg, he's probably there throwing back a Bull Schlitz, hiding from the nudie he still owes the world. |
Revision as of 20:05, 30 January 2012
Currently married to the gypsy queen of Romania. In his homeland he is revered as the champion of the fellatio, as proven in his 2011 championship run in the Trans-European Fellatio World Cup. If you see this busy body running around campus tackle him and loot his pockets for they are full of gold which he received as tips from his many gypsy admirers. He can only understand the English language if you use a Romanian accent, so do so. If you are running low on hair gel, need to borrow some shitty party music, or miss that middle school fashion you held so dear you probably won't find him anywhere near any and all girl's dorms. But check the gypsy caravan on the east side of the burg, he's probably there throwing back a Bull Schlitz, hiding from the nudie he still owes the world.
