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Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]].  He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He was pretty cool, but then he took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]].  He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.  His goodbye party involved [[drama]].
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Matt was well known for his cavalier disregard for his own health.  He has been known to drink 21 shots in a sitting.  He once broke a window in Sherwin-Neifert while drunkenly knocking on it, and required a few dozen stitches/staples up his arm.  Despite the fact that he is allergic to gluten, one night shortly before his return to Oregon he ate dinner at an Olive Garden and then drank a couple of [[40-ounce|40s]].
 
 
 
He did, however, "keep the [[freaks]] away" quite admirably.
 
 
 
[[Jesus]] doesn't want him for a sunbeam.
 
 
 
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