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| − | You're a mean one, Ms. Amott,
| + | T. Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011. She is one of the lucky few with access to [student_dist@knox.edu], but she only takes advantage of that privilege when trying to mitigate crises. |
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| − | You really are a heel!
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| − | You're as cuddly as a cactus,
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| − | You're as charming as an eel, Ms. Amott.
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| − | You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
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| − | You're a monster, Ms. Amott.
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| − | Your heart's an empty hole!
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| − | Your brain is full of spiders,
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| − | You've got garlic in your soul, Ms. Amott.
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| − | I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
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| − | You're a vile one, Ms. Amott.
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| − | You have termites in your smile!
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| − | You have all the tender sweetness
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| − | Of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Amott.
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| − | Given the choice between the two of you
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| − | I'd take the seasick crocodile!
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| − | You're a foul one, Ms. Amott.
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| − | You're a nasty wasty skunk!
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| − | Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
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| − | Your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Amott.
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| − | The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
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| − | "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
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| − | You're a rotter, Ms. Amott.
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| − | You're the queen of sinful sots!
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| − | Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
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| − | With moldy purple spots, Ms. Amott.
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| − | Your soul is an appalling dump heap
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| − | Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
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| − | Mangled up in tangled up knots!
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| − | You nauseate me, Ms. Amott,
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| − | With a nauseous super "naus!"
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| − | You're a crooked dirty jockey,
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| − | And you drive a crooked horse, Ms. Amott.
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| − | You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
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| − | With arsenic sauce!
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| − | (Teresa Amott is the 19th President of [[Knox College]], serving since 2011.)
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