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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | * “Ethics don’t matter in my classroom.” -(He's literally meant to enforce ethics, I'm sobbing) | + | * “Ethics don’t matter in my classroom.” - (He's literally meant to enforce ethics, I'm sobbing) |
* “I’m much nicer than Patricia.” | * “I’m much nicer than Patricia.” | ||
* “This was the most sorry ass example of cheating I have ever seen.” | * “This was the most sorry ass example of cheating I have ever seen.” | ||
| − | * “Now, I don’t see any problems with assigning people’s gender.” -(Nice! Glad that he's on the Knox IRB) | + | * “Now, I don’t see any problems with assigning people’s gender.” - (Nice! Glad that he's on the Knox IRB) |
| − | * “You never want to have to say you’re failing sex lab. That’s not a good look.” -(Sage wisdom) | + | * “You never want to have to say you’re failing sex lab. That’s not a good look.” - (Sage wisdom) |
* “Really you’re a selfish, low self-esteem, son of a bitch.” | * “Really you’re a selfish, low self-esteem, son of a bitch.” | ||
| − | * “You can’t go tell all your friends what so and so said in your sexual fetish study.” -(Awww man, why not??) | + | * “You can’t go tell all your friends what so and so said in your sexual fetish study.” - (Awww man, why not??) |
* "Thank you sir, may I have another?" | * "Thank you sir, may I have another?" | ||
| − | * “Once is enough.” - | + | * “Once is enough.” - In response to receiving a “hi” for a second time after passing students in SMC |
| − | ** “Don’t say it!” -In response to passing the same students again a few minutes later and one of them starting to wave at him | + | ** “Don’t say it!” - In response to passing the same students again a few minutes later and one of them starting to wave at him |
| − | * “I am still never seized to be amazed by some of the things these kids put in the lab reports.” -He said, disappointedly. | + | * “I am still never seized to be amazed by some of the things these kids put in the lab reports.” - He said, disappointedly. |
* “Everyone does terrible that’s why I like it.” | * “Everyone does terrible that’s why I like it.” | ||
* “If I were to kill you and open up your skull…” | * “If I were to kill you and open up your skull…” | ||
* “If I can’t tell you that the thing I’m about to pick up is a rattlesnake or a kitten, I’m not going to be in the gene pool anymore.” | * “If I can’t tell you that the thing I’m about to pick up is a rattlesnake or a kitten, I’m not going to be in the gene pool anymore.” | ||
| − | * “I should give this lab negative numbers.” -While looking over a baffling lab report during a PSYC 100 TA meeting | + | * “I should give this lab negative numbers.” - While looking over a baffling lab report during a PSYC 100 TA meeting |
| − | * “I will make them sad that they came to talk to me.” -Also said to his PSYC 100 TAs | + | * “I will make them sad that they came to talk to me.” - Also said to his PSYC 100 TAs |
| − | * “These next labs should be pretty good but after seeing these first ones my hopes have gone down significantly.” -(Brutal.) | + | * “These next labs should be pretty good but after seeing these first ones my hopes have gone down significantly.” - (Brutal.) |
* “We are the descendants of cowards.” | * “We are the descendants of cowards.” | ||
| − | * “As you’re about to leave, you feel me put a cloth with ammonia over your mouth and I shove you in the trunk of my car.” -(what???) | + | * “As you’re about to leave, you feel me put a cloth with ammonia over your mouth and I shove you in the trunk of my car.” - (what???) |
* “This one is going to be pretty straight forward but I say that every week and we know how that’s gone so far.” | * “This one is going to be pretty straight forward but I say that every week and we know how that’s gone so far.” | ||
* “He’s flapping his arms like a damn albatross.” | * “He’s flapping his arms like a damn albatross.” | ||
* “I just ''really'' want to express my opinion about this lab report.” | * “I just ''really'' want to express my opinion about this lab report.” | ||
| − | * “Stop for a few cold ones after work.” -While talking about necrophilia | + | * “Stop for a few cold ones after work.” - While talking about necrophilia |
| − | * “Then there’s this guy” -When using Donald Trump as an example of dark triad personalities | + | * “Then there’s this guy” - When using Donald Trump as an example of dark triad personalities |
==== Honorable Mention ==== | ==== Honorable Mention ==== | ||
| − | “My personal favorite is gender and I don’t care what Frank says.” - Patricia Xi, when referring to variables you can’t manipulate due to ethical issues | + | “My personal favorite is gender and I don’t care what Frank says.” - Patricia Xi, giving an example when referring to variables you can’t manipulate due to ethical issues |
[[Category:Faculty]] | [[Category:Faculty]] | ||
Revision as of 11:40, 1 May 2025
Frank is a behavioral psychologist. He likes to bring water guns to Stats class, and encourages going to the pool in dress clothes to row a rubber boat across the shallow end.
He teaches Evolution and Human Behavior, or PSYC 369. If you're interested in hearing a hilarious man talk about monkey sex, this class is greatly recommended.
Quotes
- “Ethics don’t matter in my classroom.” - (He's literally meant to enforce ethics, I'm sobbing)
- “I’m much nicer than Patricia.”
- “This was the most sorry ass example of cheating I have ever seen.”
- “Now, I don’t see any problems with assigning people’s gender.” - (Nice! Glad that he's on the Knox IRB)
- “You never want to have to say you’re failing sex lab. That’s not a good look.” - (Sage wisdom)
- “Really you’re a selfish, low self-esteem, son of a bitch.”
- “You can’t go tell all your friends what so and so said in your sexual fetish study.” - (Awww man, why not??)
- "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
- “Once is enough.” - In response to receiving a “hi” for a second time after passing students in SMC
- “Don’t say it!” - In response to passing the same students again a few minutes later and one of them starting to wave at him
- “I am still never seized to be amazed by some of the things these kids put in the lab reports.” - He said, disappointedly.
- “Everyone does terrible that’s why I like it.”
- “If I were to kill you and open up your skull…”
- “If I can’t tell you that the thing I’m about to pick up is a rattlesnake or a kitten, I’m not going to be in the gene pool anymore.”
- “I should give this lab negative numbers.” - While looking over a baffling lab report during a PSYC 100 TA meeting
- “I will make them sad that they came to talk to me.” - Also said to his PSYC 100 TAs
- “These next labs should be pretty good but after seeing these first ones my hopes have gone down significantly.” - (Brutal.)
- “We are the descendants of cowards.”
- “As you’re about to leave, you feel me put a cloth with ammonia over your mouth and I shove you in the trunk of my car.” - (what???)
- “This one is going to be pretty straight forward but I say that every week and we know how that’s gone so far.”
- “He’s flapping his arms like a damn albatross.”
- “I just really want to express my opinion about this lab report.”
- “Stop for a few cold ones after work.” - While talking about necrophilia
- “Then there’s this guy” - When using Donald Trump as an example of dark triad personalities
Honorable Mention
“My personal favorite is gender and I don’t care what Frank says.” - Patricia Xi, giving an example when referring to variables you can’t manipulate due to ethical issues
