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Drastic decrease in sexual drive | Drastic decrease in sexual drive | ||
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Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute [[baby]], that grows into a rebellious [[teenager]] who goes to [[Knox college]], drives their [[parents]] crazy, [[streaks]] and [[pees]] behind trees on [[flunk day]], [[freebases]] windex, drinks [[alcohol]] and is prone to [[fornication]]. | Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute [[baby]], that grows into a rebellious [[teenager]] who goes to [[Knox college]], drives their [[parents]] crazy, [[streaks]] and [[pees]] behind trees on [[flunk day]], [[freebases]] windex, drinks [[alcohol]] and is prone to [[fornication]]. | ||
Revision as of 08:33, 7 June 2007
Offspring shoot from the loins of a female host body after 9 months of incubation and whining.
Side effects of offspring include but are not limited to:
Decreased financial austerity
Increased mess
Drastic decrease in sexual drive
Increase in self-loathing.
Oh yeah, sometimes you get a cute baby, that grows into a rebellious teenager who goes to Knox college, drives their parents crazy, streaks and pees behind trees on flunk day, freebases windex, drinks alcohol and is prone to fornication.
Lucky you.
Possible soloutions: See Planned Parenthood or Jon Bennett Ramsey.
