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| − | [[Image:Cougar.jpg|right|thumb|Ladies, ladies. Settle down.]]There's lots of them on campus. They tend to live in the window wells around [[Simonds-Drew-Longden-Griffith|Fourname]]. Occasionally they eat a wandering, lost [[first year]]. The Knox cougars are notorious for being very suave and charming | + | [[Image:Cougar.jpg|right|thumb|Ladies, ladies. Settle down.]]There's lots of them on campus. They tend to live in the window wells around [[Simonds-Drew-Longden-Griffith|Fourname]]. Occasionally they eat a wandering, lost [[first year]]. The Knox cougars are notorious for being very suave and charming, especially if you are [[Class of 2012|female]]. You will be mesmerized by their feline charm, helpless when they spring upon you, sinking their fangs deep into your tender, succulent flesh. [[Image:Storey_cougar.jpg|left|thumb|A sighting at Lake Storey. Watch out. The can swim. And fly. There is nowhere you can hide.]] |
Revision as of 16:56, 4 June 2008
There's lots of them on campus. They tend to live in the window wells around Fourname. Occasionally they eat a wandering, lost first year. The Knox cougars are notorious for being very suave and charming, especially if you are female. You will be mesmerized by their feline charm, helpless when they spring upon you, sinking their fangs deep into your tender, succulent flesh.
