Difference between revisions of "Chris Bakka"

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A creative writing major and your friend. He can often be found wasting time, and is easily recognizable from a distance by his shiny snorkle jacket and, on a good day, his hair.
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Not a creative writing major nor your friend. He can often be found wasting time, and is easily recognizable from a distance by his shiny space suit and, on a good day, the cloud of smoke that follows him wherever he goes.
  
He is whatever you say he is -- except not. This is Knox, people, and just like everyone else, 99% of the shit you've heard about him is filtered through people who don't even know him and is probably false.
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He is whatever you say he is. 99% of the shit you've heard about him is probably true.
  
 
Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago.
 
Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago.

Revision as of 01:26, 23 January 2009

Not a creative writing major nor your friend. He can often be found wasting time, and is easily recognizable from a distance by his shiny space suit and, on a good day, the cloud of smoke that follows him wherever he goes.

He is whatever you say he is. 99% of the shit you've heard about him is probably true.

Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago.