Difference between revisions of "Eric Ballard"
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No matter how hard he tries, Eric Ballard always loses to [[Tim Lee]]. Tim Lee is stronger, faster, smarter, and generally more well liked. Tim speaks more languages and his sister is way hotter. Tim lives with [[Stef Gordon]], a situation that Eric only dreams about. | No matter how hard he tries, Eric Ballard always loses to [[Tim Lee]]. Tim Lee is stronger, faster, smarter, and generally more well liked. Tim speaks more languages and his sister is way hotter. Tim lives with [[Stef Gordon]], a situation that Eric only dreams about. | ||
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| + | But in reality, all that matters is that Eric Ballard is far better than both [[Zak Kahn]] and [[Jimmy Thornton]]. He dresses cooler, does more awesome things, is MUCH better looking, showers far more often, and still has a full head of hair. | ||
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| + | If you are confused as to who Eric Ballard is, that might be because you have only heard him referred to as "FUCK YEAH!". He is just so irresistible that he has both women AND men swooning over him constantly...it's a serious problem. | ||
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| + | Moral of the story: Eric Ballard is a pretty big deal. | ||
[[Category:Students]] | [[Category:Students]] | ||
[[Category:Class of 2011]] | [[Category:Class of 2011]] | ||
[[Category:Fraternity Members]] | [[Category:Fraternity Members]] | ||
Revision as of 15:49, 21 January 2010
No matter how hard he tries, Eric Ballard always loses to Tim Lee. Tim Lee is stronger, faster, smarter, and generally more well liked. Tim speaks more languages and his sister is way hotter. Tim lives with Stef Gordon, a situation that Eric only dreams about.
But in reality, all that matters is that Eric Ballard is far better than both Zak Kahn and Jimmy Thornton. He dresses cooler, does more awesome things, is MUCH better looking, showers far more often, and still has a full head of hair.
If you are confused as to who Eric Ballard is, that might be because you have only heard him referred to as "FUCK YEAH!". He is just so irresistible that he has both women AND men swooning over him constantly...it's a serious problem.
Moral of the story: Eric Ballard is a pretty big deal.
