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Nicknamed Laughtrack, Jmaw easily has the loudest and most contagious laugh around, with decibel levels reaching over 120 dB. Has been known to laugh so loud in the cafe that everyone at other tables turn and stare, and often end up laughing themselves. Unknown to much of Knox's campus Jmaw and his roomie Ben Yoder were actually Siamese twins separated at birth, using their weird twin powers they steal every woman's heart, which is Jmaw's only crime...except for MURDER! | Nicknamed Laughtrack, Jmaw easily has the loudest and most contagious laugh around, with decibel levels reaching over 120 dB. Has been known to laugh so loud in the cafe that everyone at other tables turn and stare, and often end up laughing themselves. Unknown to much of Knox's campus Jmaw and his roomie Ben Yoder were actually Siamese twins separated at birth, using their weird twin powers they steal every woman's heart, which is Jmaw's only crime...except for MURDER! | ||
| − | During Rep Term XVI, he played a guy who looked like he could shit money. | + | During [[Rep Term XVI]], he played a guy who looked like he could shit money. |
[[Category: Students]] [[Category: Class of 2014]][[Category: Fraternity Members]] | [[Category: Students]] [[Category: Class of 2014]][[Category: Fraternity Members]] | ||
[[Category: Sigma Chi]] | [[Category: Sigma Chi]] | ||
[[Category: Really Obscure People You've Probably Never Heard of Before]] | [[Category: Really Obscure People You've Probably Never Heard of Before]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:50, 8 April 2013
Nicknamed Laughtrack, Jmaw easily has the loudest and most contagious laugh around, with decibel levels reaching over 120 dB. Has been known to laugh so loud in the cafe that everyone at other tables turn and stare, and often end up laughing themselves. Unknown to much of Knox's campus Jmaw and his roomie Ben Yoder were actually Siamese twins separated at birth, using their weird twin powers they steal every woman's heart, which is Jmaw's only crime...except for MURDER!
During Rep Term XVI, he played a guy who looked like he could shit money.
