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Standing at 4'9", a man of many aliases, president of WVKC, top ten campus critters, mastermind of shenanigans, Sherwood's special boy, Jojo's life partner, watcher of (Bollywood) movies, and master of the Irish Goodbye. | Standing at 4'9", a man of many aliases, president of WVKC, top ten campus critters, mastermind of shenanigans, Sherwood's special boy, Jojo's life partner, watcher of (Bollywood) movies, and master of the Irish Goodbye. | ||
| + | Wanted for tax evasion. | ||
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| + | Published in Catch, Quiver, Time Magazine, and The Onion. | ||
[[Category: Class of 2025]] | [[Category: Class of 2025]] | ||
[[Category: Students]] | [[Category: Students]] | ||
Revision as of 15:04, 25 November 2024
Standing at 4'9", a man of many aliases, president of WVKC, top ten campus critters, mastermind of shenanigans, Sherwood's special boy, Jojo's life partner, watcher of (Bollywood) movies, and master of the Irish Goodbye.
Wanted for tax evasion.
Published in Catch, Quiver, Time Magazine, and The Onion.
