Frank Twins

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This duo is comprised of Abbie Frank '10 and Jessie Frank '10. They are the Mary Kate and Ashley of Knox campus, although they are way wittier and prettier than those sluts. They are founding members of the nameless fashion collective that arose in Conger-Neal during the 2007-08 year. Their interests include making art, the environment, The Office, and delicious Back to Nature Fake Oreos.

Abbie

Abbie loves perfume and American Apparel.

Jessie

She loves squirrels.

Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Controversy

The Franks have been linked to the controversial Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta sorority, an allegation they have neither denied nor verified. In trademarkedly demure language, their response to one interviewer's question regarding possible membership was, "Very interesting question, darling."