Zack Lazar

Zack Lazar is usually zackin'it. "Zackin' it" is a somewhat ambiguous activity, but is it can assumed that he is engaged in zackin' it at almost any given time. Zack Lazar is the Epiprytanis or Vice President of TKE. Zack can also be transformed into a very convincing woman when the occassion calls for it. He lives in the Hotel Waterloo on the second floor of TKE and is a major proponent of the onesy.