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Keystone Light is Knox's most popular beer and Knox county's cheapest. However, individual cans of Icehouse may be acquired for 79 cents at the Quickie. Both Keystone Light and its slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like piss.

Keystone Light's mortal enemy is Pabst Blue Ribbon, colloquially known as PBR. PBR is not bad if it's cold.

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