Frank McAndrew

Frank is a behavioral psychologist. He likes to bring water guns to Stats class, and encourages going to the pool in dress clothes to row a rubber boat across the shallow end.

He teaches Evolution and Human Behavior, or PSYC 369. If you're interested in hearing a hilarious man talk about monkey sex, this class is greatly recommended.

Quotes

• “Ethics don’t matter in my classroom.” -(He's literally meant to enforce ethics, I'm sobbing)
• “I’m much nicer than Patricia.”
• “This was the most sorry ass example of cheating I have ever seen.”
• “Now, I don’t see any problems with assigning people’s gender.” -(Nice! Glad that he's on the Knox IRB)
• “You never want to have to say you’re failing sex lab. That’s not a good look.” -(Sage wisdom)
• “Really you’re a selfish, low self-esteem, son of a bitch.”
• “You can’t go tell all your friends what so and so said in your sexual fetish study.” -(Awww man, why not??)
• "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
• “Once is enough.” -Frank McAndrew, in response to receiving a “hi” for a second time after passing students in SMC
  • “Don’t say it!” -In response to passing the same students again a few minutes later and one of them starting to wave at him
• “I am still never seized to be amazed by some of the things these kids put in the lab reports.” -He said, disappointedly.
• “Everyone does terrible that’s why I like it.”
• “If I were to kill you and open up your skull…”
• “If I can’t tell you that the thing I’m about to pick up is a rattlesnake or a kitten, I’m not going to be in the gene pool anymore.”
• “I should give this lab negative numbers.” -While looking over a baffling lab report during a PSYC 100 TA meeting
• “I will make them sad that they came to talk to me.” -Also said to his PSYC 100 TAs
• “These next labs should be pretty good but after seeing these first ones my hopes have gone down significantly.” -(Brutal.)
• “We are the descendants of cowards.”
• “As you’re about to leave, you feel me put a cloth with ammonia over your mouth and I shove you in the trunk of my car.” -(what???)
• “This one is going to be pretty straight forward but I say that every week and we know how that’s gone so far.”
• “He’s flapping his arms like a damn albatross.”
• “I just really want to express my opinion about this lab report.”
• “Stop for a few cold ones after work.” -While talking about necrophilia
• “Then there’s this guy” -When using Donald Trump as an example of dark triad personalities

Honorable Mention

“My personal favorite is gender and I don’t care what Frank says.” - Patricia Xi, when referring to variables you can’t manipulate due to ethical issues