John Williams

John Williams is a communist. He lives in Williston. It is where he live in a huge single with all his communist propaganda.

John Williams rides his bike everywhere. In the freshman issue of TKS 2009, they ran a photo of his head with the caption, "If you don't take pictures for John Williams, John Williams will take pictures of you!" Only two people showed up to the new photographers meeting.

He was in Knox Jazz Ensemble. JAZZ HANDS!

He reminds everyone that living in Jazz House is a challenge if you are taking any legit classes.

Previously Evan Temchin's prodigy, he's all grown up now. Or almost.