Flunk Day 2011
Flunk Day 2011 was held on February 1, during the snowpocolypse. The real kicker was, no one noticed until noon, even the administration. The friars' were on the ball this year! hah
They're sending out the safety e-mail awfully late, aren't they? Perhaps they're going to pull another, send-it-out-Flunk-Day-is-the-next-day.
CONFIRMED: Safety lessons for the first years have been completed!
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Flunk Day Planners
who are the known flunk day planners? What are their schedules? What are their habits?
- Britt Anderson: Lives in Tompkins, very near Jil Gates. Much potential for shady business. Often seen going running. Spends a lot of time in GDH.
- Martha Baumgarten: She is the TA of Advanced Comp T/Th from 10:40 to 11:50am. Lives off campus and is hard hard to keep track of. After Sam Martone did it, she started a link
- Jack Moore: One of the tallest kids on campus. Trainer. Can often be seen riding a 'gator' around campus.
- Celestina Agyekum: She lives in the Admissions Suite in Four-Name and is choreographing for Terp this term.
- Rachel Hautzinger: NOT a Flunk Day planner but may have been one if she hadn't been abroad, so maybe they tell her stuff anyways.
- Roger Taylor '63: In a surprise "last-hurrah" move, Rog decided that he wanted to be a part of the planning this year. So far his ideas have been limited to gathering campus together to hear the speech on how he met his wife "just one last time!"
Flunk Day 2011 Theme Song
Five a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my beer, gotta have alcohol
Doin' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's drinkin'
Gotta get down to the mud pit
Gotta get so drunk, I see my friends (My friends)
Drinkin' on the South lawn
Drinkin' on the East lawn
Gotta make my mind up
Which place will I drink?
It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Flunk Day
7:45, we're climbin' on the rock wall
Fallin' down, I'm too drunk to see
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend has got my gin, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Drinkin' on the South lawn
Drinkin' on the East lawn
Gotta make my mind up
Which place will I drink?
It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Flunk Day
Yesterday was Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Today i-is Flunk Day, Flunk Day (Drinkin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Flunk Day
And Flunk Day comes after ... waaaaaaaaaaaards
I don't want this Flunk Day to end
R-T, Roger Taylor
So drinkin’ on the South Lawn (In the Quads)
On the East Lawn (In the Rog Lodge)
I'm drinkin', drinkin' (Yeah, yeah)
Mud pit, foam pit
Wit' some paint up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is Lincoln in front of me
Makes Snow Cones, Snow Cones, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Flunk Day, it's a weekday
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Flunk Day
It's Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gotta get drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Flunk Day, Flunk Day
Gettin' drunk on Flunk Day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Flunk Day
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Partyin', partyin' (Shots)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Flunk Day
Thursday, April 7
I have a paper due next Wednesday. Obviously, Flunk Day is tomorrow. I've seen a few alumni in town, tomorrow must be flunk day.
Friday, April 22
I really hope Flunk Day doesn't happen before this, because I need to get paid so I can buy alcohol.
Also, this likely means Flunk Day will happen before this day ("pay day"), because then too many students will be too broke to get drunk.
Wednesday, April 27
Zen Buddhist Sitting Meditation Practice(?). Also, the date of birth of Ulysses S. Grant, aka Lincoln's BFF. Flunk day is obviously April 27th.
Thursday, April 28
There will be golfers golfing on this day, but the planners don't seem to really care about golf too much.
Monday, May 2
THIS COULD BE HUGE. ... no. it is rarely on a monday. at least unlikely... It was a Monday last year.
Tuesday, May 3
Gale Scholars are being inducted this day so it is very very unlikely for flunk day to be tuesday. Nobody is going to mess with the Gale Scholars, they are in Jr. High. So unless it is a lie that the Gale Scholars are going to be there, no flunk day.
What, it's not like they've never seen someone shitfaced. And if they haven't, it's an important part of an education. Clearly the Flunk Day Planners are trying to throw us off the scent. May 3rd is Flunk Day!
Further, the Gale House is off-campus on North St. Well away from our muddy carnage. Martha's lies continue.
Thursday, May 5
since flunk day last year was so cold, the planners might plan it even later to ensure warmth. May 5th is always warm. IT'S SCIENCE.
A Cinco de Mayo Flunk Day? yeah right. YEAH! RIGHT?
El dia de flunk returns!!!!1
Wednesday, May 11
Exit the King opens on this day.
It must be Flunk Day.
