Matt Wheaton

Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City.

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He dated Kienan Crawford-Mackin during his two years at Knox (2008-2010).

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They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag).

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Shortly after she began dating Jacob Watters which upset him knowing that his ex was being nailed by a different guy (and so, so much better too).

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One year later...same sad story of him not being even close to "over it."

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He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to being a secretive wuss.

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We do know that Matt Wheaton is lame, and that he is tall.

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It's a start. Slowly we will piece this sad, sad puzzle together.

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UPDATE: He continues to act like a douchebag. **An overly sensitive douchebag**

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