Alex Chandler-Minner

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Alex is a self made man from the corn choked state of Iowa. He is a quaker and a reputable horse fucker. Alex is President/Prytanis of TKE. Alex and Katie Harte scream at each other a lot. He is also one of the least angry people ever born, unless you really fuck up. Alex has the worlds tiniest balls but his penis has been compared to that of an elephant.