Andrei Papancea

Very little is known about this man outside of his notable "GBJ." He wears many scarves, has a stash of gold coins hidden somewhere on campus, will steal your wallet if you aren't careful, and deny any nudie responsibilities. Rumor has it that he won't strip because under his jeans waits only another pair of skinnier, more european jeans. Favorite song: I'm a little teapot.

Tomato Controversy

According to the TKS, Andrei knows that tomatoes are green before they turn red. What Andrei doesn't know is that everyone knows this about tomatoes. If you don't know tomatoes are green before they turn red you may be beyond help.