Andrei Papancea

Very little is known about this man outside of his notable "GBJ." He wears many scarves, has a stash of gold coins hidden somewhere on campus, will steal your wallet if you aren't careful, and deny any nudie responsibilities. Rumor has it that he won't strip because under his jeans waits only another pair of skinnier, more european jeans. Favorite song: I'm a little teapot.

Tomato Controversy

According to the TKS, Andrei knows that tomatoes are green before they turn red. What Andrei doesn't know is that everyone knows this about tomatoes. If you don't know tomatoes are green before they turn red you may be beyond help.

Debunking Mr. Papancea's Vexiphobia"

A TKS report from February 1, 2012 quotes Andrei as saying...I was very anxious and nervous to walk down the aisle and go on stage, in reference to his role as a flag bearer in Knox's annual I-Fair flag parade. These feelings are a common occurrence for those with Vexiphobia or a fear of flags. However these fears that Papancea claims to have are false. Knox Community member [Steve Galdek] has witnessed this man waving a large flag flamboyantly all over campus. It leaves one wondering is Mr. Papanchea's so called Vexiphobia a hoax, and if so how does fit in to whatever sinister deed he is plotting?