Hali Engelman

Hali is silly

If you see her around, she's probably wearing one of her five T-shirts, skinny jeans, and a hoodie that's only zipped up partway. Her head is usually half-covered either by the hood of her sweater or her black floppy knit hat thing. If you see her in the Caf, she'll most likely be sitting alone talking to a table full of plates.

If you value your general well-being, you should ask Hali to play you songs on her guitar, to sing to you, and to allow you to stare into her beautiful eyes, preferably all at the same time.