Charlie Van Kirk

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Charles Entertainment Van Kirk, otherwise known as the Terror of Knox, is a local cryptid who graduated class of 2021. Notable sightings include: punching the ghost of Abraham Lincoln after trapping him in the Lincoln Chair, communing with the local wildlife under every full moon, screeching and running through the halls of the theatre department, and putting up bogus fliers for guitar lessons in the cafeteria.