Robert Smith

A distinguished professor. Does not approve of Juno or Garden State. This is just fine.

Partial to plaid. Expects proper pronunciation of Fassbinder.

Might remind one of Craig Ferguson, as both have Glasgow accents.

Lightheartedly pokes fun at students.

Possesses a good heart and a mighty, grim, twisted, and comedic mind.

Exuberantly curls his lip during class discussions on uncomfortable plot points from assigned stories.

Can be rather blunt.