Underwear

Something to cover your privates.

Some people feel that underwear is a neccesity. Others feel that, under circumstances, it really is unneeded and uncomfortable. Still others think that it is pointless under any circumstances.

Thongs

Thongs, otherwise known as ass floss, are stupid. Logic dictates that anyone that worried about having a visible panty line should really just go commando.

Quotes

"Satin underwear is for a gentle posterior." - Hungarian saying.