James Baldwin

James is a great artist who will one day probably grow up to be like Gregory Gilbert, except not gay. James has been referred to as 'Leonides' because of his epic beard, but also enjoys grooming his beard so that he may twirl the ends of his mustache. Although James showers every day, he is lovingly referred to by his housemates as a "dirty hippie", despite the fact that he rarely does smell and when he does, he's usually ravaging an ancient Viking town and kidnapping the women and children while eating raw meat.