James Clark

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James is on the baseball team, but his only real use is doing the scorebook. He is a confirmed A-Rod hater and loves Derek Jeter, literally. He also has a collection of over 200 DVD's, further indication of how unexciting he is. He has been known to get wasted and sit in trash cans on the Beta porch.


Despite all of the things written above, James Clark is a good big brother, a great friend, and is willing to be silly....often. Oh, and he eats salsa instead of ketchup where ketchup should be used. Besides, he can laugh when people accidentally spit water at him.