Flunk Day 2011

Flunk Day 2011 was held on February 1, during the snowpocolypse. The real kicker was, no one noticed until noon, even the administration. The friars' were on the ball this year! hah

Flunk Day Planners

who are the known flunk day planners? What are their schedules? What are their habits?

• Martha Baumgarten: She is the TA of Advanced Comp T/Th from 10:40 to 11:50am.
• Celestina Agyekum: She lives in the Admissions Suite in Four-Name and is choreographing for Terp this term.

Thursday, April 7

I have a paper due next Wednesday. Obviously, Flunk Day is tomorrow. I've seen a few alumni in town, tomorrow must be flunk day.

Wednesday, April 27

Zen Buddhist Sitting Meditation Practice(?). Also, the date of birth of Ulysses S. Grant, aka Lincoln's BFF. Flunk day is obviously April 27th.

Thursday, April 28

There will be golfers golfing on this day, but the planners don't seem to really care about golf too much.

Monday, May 2

THIS COULD BE HUGE. ... no. it is rarely on a monday. at least unlikely... It was a Monday last year.

Tuesday, May 3

Gale Scholars are being inducted this day so it is very very unlikely for flunk day to be tuesday. Nobody is going to mess with the Gale Scholars, they are in Jr. High. So unless it is a lie that the Gale Scholars are going to be there, no flunk day.

What, it's not like they've never seen someone shitfaced. And if they haven't, it's an important part of an education. Clearly the Flunk Day Planners are trying to throw us off the scent. May 3rd is Flunk Day!

Further, the Gale House is off-campus on North St. Well away from our muddy carnage. Martha's lies continue.

Thursday, May 5

since flunk day last year was so cold, the planners might plan it even later to ensure warmth. May 5th is always warm. IT'S SCIENCE.

A Cinco de Mayo Flunk Day? yeah right. YEAH! RIGHT?

El dia de flunk returns!!!!1

Wednesday, May 11

Exit the King opens on this day.

It must be Flunk Day.