Matt Wheaton
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Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City. He dated Kienan Crawford-Mackin during his two years at Knox (2008-2010). They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag). Shortly after she began dating Jacob Watters which upset him knowing that his ex was being nailed by a different guy. One year later...same sad story of him not being even close to "over it."
He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to being a secretive wuss.
We do know that Matt Wheaton is lame, and that he is tall. It's a start. Slowly we will piece this sad, sad puzzle together.
UPDATE: He continues to act like a douchebag.
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