Andrei Papancea

Very little is known about this man outside of his notable "gypsy blow jobs." He wears many scarves, has a stash of gold coins hidden somewhere on campus, will steal your wallet if you aren't careful, and deny any nudie responsibilities. Rumor has it that he won't strip because under his jeans waits only another pair of skinnier, more european jeans. Favorite song: I'm a little teapot.