John Williams

Hi there. Im John Williams, and their are many words that I dont know. For example, did you know that “quiet” and “quite” are diffrent words? I did not. This has caused confusion. But its really not my fault. I just dont get words.

Like this one time, I was reading something I got in the mail and I came across this word, and I had no idea what it was. So I asked Anna Meier who knows like 1,000,000 more words then me and she said it was “demonically” or something. What the hell is that? Why do you emphasis the second sillable instead of the first like in “demon”? Man, words are confusing.

Another time, I had no idea how to spell deceration and I still probly spelled it wrong but I have started not to care. I have a diktionary somewhere in my room but I think its lost forever underneath my stack of old newspapers and half-full pizza boxes. I have a computer too but for some reason whenever I google “diktionary” nothing ever comes up. Its a mistery to me to.

One thing you may have noticed while reading this is that I can spell “wrong” now. This is good because I used to spell “wrong” wrong to. This was a grate source of entertainment for my coworkers. They said it was ironik or something but thats a word I dont know so Im just going to asume that they were being mean.

I like to say that Im the boss and I actually know how to spell that word because its important to me. One word I dont know is “ghost.” Why is they’re an H in “ghost”? If you dont say it why it is their? This is why words are confusing. They just cant make it easy for me. How mean of them.

A grate disscovery I made recently is that “softmore” is not actually a thing. I thought I was one at some point but aparently I was rong. Damnit, wrong. Stupid words. Anyway I think I was a sophmore. That seems acurate too me.

So thats my story. Some people think its really sad but honestly I am just like evrybody else. We all have problems and its just something that we have to deal with. So I will go out into the world with my head held high and I will fite those words. Those words aint got nothing on me.