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HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.

>He is wIzak beyond his years. >Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks >He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak. >While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak" >He is able to prioritIzak >When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks >When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread... >When necessary he can be quite slIzak >If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak >If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak >He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak >His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak >His favorite desert is pecan pIzak >His favorite number is also pIzak >If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak >If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami >He likes soup with salad on the sIzak >His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak >If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak >He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak >When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak >You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak? >He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak >His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien >If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak >When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak >He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak >He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard >He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak >When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak. >He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care >His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak >His favorite pokemon is SableIzak >He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak >We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak >When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one >And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak >These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks >His favorite show is FireflIzak >He really hates puns. We applogIzak >When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak >His favorite kind of tea is chIzak >When he gives a speech they will telivIzak >We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more... >Izak.

After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.