Andy Scott

Andy Fucking Scott, also known as Honkey, Andrew Kenneday Scott, Andy Scott, or AK, is arguably the coolest person you know and one of the best writers. He probably loves you, but if he doesn't, you should introduce yourself to him so he can. His hobbies include watching bad horror movies, drinking whiskey, and ranting. It is rumored his blood is made of whiskey and his hair is actually the apex of wisdom. Andy is currently wanted by the Galesburg Police Department and Knox Campus Safety for attempting to set fire to the Knox Prairie with a bottle of whiskey and some matches.