George W. Bush

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The current President of this United States of America. He was "elected" to his first term by his daddy's friends on the Supreme Court (not to be confused with The Supremes [1]. He was elected to his second term by Americans. Go us. Some say he is a mass murderer. Not very intelligent. Once almost choked on a pretzel.


Accomplishments

  • Led our country into a huge, never ending conflict in Iraq, supposedly over weapons of mass destruction (at least the war on the *middle class is going well).
  • Cut taxes for the rich, cut services for the poor
  • Gutted healthcare
  • Fucked over kids in public schools
  • Let New Orleans be essentially destroyed
  • Hasn't caught bin Laden; took troops who were looking for him and sent them to Baghdad
  • Illegally wiretaps phones
  • Fired non-partisan US Attorneys
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