Moriah Spicer

Moriah Spicer (born June 19, 1987) is an American college student and a delusional, self-proclaimed fashionista attending Knox College since the Fall, 2006. Her arrival at the college's "social scene" caused much controversy due to her eagerness to make and impress friends. Social interactions with Moriah Spicer usually involve her complimenting the other (most likely another female) on an article of clothing, followed by a speedy and yet long and drawn-out explication on her own "outfit." If interacting with a male, her art of seduction, which involves "putting it all out there", occurs immediately. With unrelenting perseverance Moriah Spicer has proven herself to be a fixture in the Knox College "social scene."

Moriah Spicer Fashion Formula

Bright color articles of clothing purchased at American Apparel, mismatched in various color schemes (sometimes hit or miss), accessorizing with thrift store pieces of clothing.

Moriah Spicer's closet lesbianism

Moriah has been known to have lesbian flings with one Rachel Bernkopf. They refer to each other's breasts as "nonnies," and do really gross things around a certain mutual male friend. He commonly refers to them as "bulldykes," "dykes," "lesbos," or "nonnytown." Lesbianism notwithstanding, they are sort of cool, I guess.