Ryan Cash

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This uglyKentucky native is from Frankfort. He likes country, having sex with his siter, and Evan Williams Whiskey. He barely stands at 6 feet.

He is officially the new co-Sports editor of TKS, along with LaVar Merrell. LaVar does most of the work beings how Ryan has no knowledge of what sports are. He will also be serving as Hip-Hop director for WVKC next year. It has been rumored that Jay Z, Kanye West, Common, Talib, The Roots will all sign a petition to stop Ryan Cash's horrible perception of music. Ryan will be heading-up two radio shows; the first being a sports talk show, The Rundown, with LaVar Merrell (once again, LaVar will be doing most of the work), the other, Auditory Glory, focused on Hip-Hop. And though he can't possibly be certain, he's confident that your perception of Hip-Hop is better than his. If you ask, he will cry about it.

All this information can be scientifically proven and by no means should be considered retaliation from defacing one's Wiki Fire Entry. Ryan...seriously...stop the madness.