Simon Schneider

The one on the right...pay no attention to that other person

Simon is a crazy kid. He may be hiding in his room, taping foil to his wall right now. He may also be lurking behind the corner at the end of the hallway, waiting to jump out at you. Bwah! He's a SMC rat that spends most of his time playing Set and conducting experiments on those around him, when not thinking about his love, Hillary Esqueda. Not to be confused with Dr. Dennis Schneider

He's a Physics major, because physics is phun...and stuff.

He doesn't believe in truth.

Good Call, Aviator.

...But it doesn't matter.