The Aux Gym Ghost

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The Aux Gym Ghost, whose name is believed to be either Michael, Mark, or Michael Mark, can usually be heard in the Aux Gym during Knox's cold season (most of the year). He may be a very loud and bangy ghost, but he has a heart of gold.

Myths and Facts

Myth: The Aux Gym Ghost was once a lonely, freakish person who died a horrible, grisly death in the Aux Gym.

Fact: Maybe.

Myth: Those banging noises are a result of the heat running through the old pipes.

Fact: They are actually the sounds of the ghost applauding a particularly brilliant (usually dance) performance.

Myth: The Aux Gym Ghost is scary and dangerous.

Fact: The ghost is not only very friendly, but lonely too. He loves visitors, and has only eaten one person in the last decade.

Myth: The Aux Gym Ghost has never been seen.

Fact: The Aux Gym Ghost can, if he chooses, make himself visible during the 13th dawning of the 7th sun in the shape of an old, skinny, long-bearded janitor.

Myth: The Aux Gym Ghost "doesn't choose favorites".

Fact: The Aux Gym Ghost seems to applaud more when the Dance Squad is practicing. Just saying.