Klatches
Elitist snobbery particularly prominent in groups of Art History majors.
Associated persons
Kevin Wickman would be involved if he wasn't such a pansy.
Facilatory substances
Vodka with diet tonic water (only svelte individuals can participate in klatches)
Diversionary activities
Eating hotdogs
Impersonating works of art
Greg Gilbert impersonations
Croquet
Rummy
Dionysian debauchery
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