Treason

Despite it's liberal title, Knox is not known for its kind treatment of traitors. Here are examples of treason:

Engaging in hostile activities Against the United States Selling national secrets Cheering for Monmouth Being Republican Transfering to a Technical School Not being Bi Refusing an offered Keystone Being a social conservative Just saying "No" Not worshiping Helmut Being shorter than Roger Taylor Talking to Townies Calling Security for a Noise Complaint Calling it the C-Store the Outpost Sleeping in on Flunk Day