Kelley O'Connor
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Kelley O’Connor: can’t walk on land, never has keys slow-ass, titty-fucking mudahfuckah. This bitch is a sophomore at Knox College. She just happens to be ashamed of her 3.59 GPA, even though she hasn’t done homework a day in her life. I have never seen this girl do homework ever. And I live with her.
She is a fucktard. She is never seen without food in her hand. And she still has chicken legs. What is this shit?
One time, she had a panic attack. What a loser.
She was once hit on by a female townie named Chase at the Broadview who threw bacon at her.
She never goes to swim practice. Ever. And she likes stupid emo music.
You should not be friends with her.
