Chris Bakka
Revision as of 01:26, 23 January 2009 by 72.26.69.127 (talk)
Not a creative writing major nor your friend. He can often be found wasting time, and is easily recognizable from a distance by his shiny space suit and, on a good day, the cloud of smoke that follows him wherever he goes.
He is whatever you say he is. 99% of the shit you've heard about him is probably true.
Oh. And no matter what time it is, chances are, he just ate a bagel pizza five minutes ago.