Courtney Tichler

BOOBS.

Courtney is a member of Pi Beta Phi! She is a History major who likes to watch TV shows about history. She also likes archaeology because archaeology rocks. In her spare time, she likes to make cookies and go to dance parties. When she gets a chill, she twitches and makes squeaking noises. Courtney is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Also, her handwriting is super neat and she should get paid to do calligraphy or something. And apparently, she has boobs, as one would expect from a member of the female sex.

And quite frankly, she should be on America's Next Top Model. Tyra would be impressed.