Ben Bowers
Ben has been around the world to places including Turkey, the Czech Republic and Good Ole' England. His job (as a Level 2 Magic Judge) takes him to many exotic locations withing the United States and in the future hold promise to take him to places like Hawaii and even Japan [Apparently travel and hotel is all free {He mus be really important}]. When Ben isn't busy coaching you on history (and how to run your life, he can be spotted playing magic, or some board game. He is always seen with his trusty Nalgene water bottle. It is a deep burgundy and Ben (who calls the bottle 'drinkee') says it's color reminds him of the blood that runs in us all and how we must strive to love each other more. Ben knows more about anything you know than you could possibly hope to know in a lifetime. He's also better at anything you do, so please just stop trying. It only makes you look bad.