Anna Emmerling

Anna Emmerling is your typical Knox College student: poor, unmotivated, and undersexed.

She likes stuff, like Pi Beta Phi and Amelia Garcia and especially making awkward sexual advances on all those she has just met. It's how she tests your level of awesome.

Anna's life motto: When all else fails, hump the pain away. She lives by this motto vigorously. Oh, I mean vigorously.

She also desperately wants you to draw a big, fat penis on Stubbs. If you are not sure what to make of this, contact Amelia Garcia for more information.