Lain Ward

Rude, also.

AND AN INTERNET CELEBRITY. http://hipstersofsize.tumblr.com/post/748833051

TWICE OVER!!!! http://hipstersofsize.tumblr.com/post/949081622/emergency-dairy-queen-stop

HOLY SHIT!!!! He is famous 3 times over now, its official http://hipstersofsize.tumblr.com/post/969159114/cub-cub-cubs

A secret desire has been budding in young Nick's chest, one that dreams of being able to be held and caressed by a portly hipster with an equally magnificent beard, one that he could rub his beard into, entangling the hairs. For he loves it when you call him Big Poppa

Is in an open relationship with The Wiki Fire.

Will giggle and rub his tummy if you poke him in his bellybutton.

Refers to himself as the only real black man left at Knox

A brother of Sigma Nu

Roommates with Cash Laidman in the Chamba Chamber