Carl Svensson

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Carl William Svensson is Knox's greatest treasure and deepest mystery. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is a contradiction of perfect serendipity. He is a New Mexican Swede. Googling him may result in your death. He is also a better dancer than you. Should Carl appear before you, turn not your gaze from his divine visage, but drink in the experience, that his everlasting light may wash over you and carry you to the highest plane of being.